Unless you’re new here, you know I absolutely despise the summer season. The humidity, the bugs, the unrelenting heat. Holy shit, the HEAT. Yes, global warming is a thing, but my cemetery is located in the southeastern US and summer has always been miserable here. Okay, so it is the combination of heat and atrocious humidity that actually does us in. You can’t step outdoors for even a second without feeling sticky and suffocated. This is fucking torture. Honestly. I mean, even Dante gave Satan a fun little ice belt around his waist. Even in the deepest reaches of the inferno, the devil kept cool. Yet, I am forced to suffer from May until September. Antarctica is looking pretty good right now.
This is another reason why shopping for spooky stuff in July feels so weird. I’m supposed to get into the Halloween spirit when the air feels like soup and I have an unstoppable case of humidititties (boob sweat)? Yeah, right. I just want the outside world to feel like my cemetery: cloudy, drizzly, with a slight chill upon the breeze. Instead, it feels like Hell’s sauna.
Want to write a terrifying horror story? Just copy the weather report for the south-eastern US from May to September. It’ll scare the hell out of everyone. But enough about miserable things. I am pleased to announce that I am making progress on the new book, and it might be available by spooky season! Don’t hold me to that, but the potential is definitely there. Also (and this will come as a shock given my previous rants about social media), I have joined the ranks of Snapchat. Yes, yours truly now has a Snapchat. You can find the info over on the contact page in my cemetery. It is merely a platform for me to post about my books. You won’t see me dancing or showing off my food or anything like that. But, if you want another way to access my book content, and view some Snapchat exclusive material, then head on over and send me an Add request! (Just please don’t try to flirt with me via DM. I already had to fend off a few of those. Yikes.)
If you want to check out some new book promos, go to my Instagram or my Facebook page. I have posted quite a few lately, and I am quite proud of how they turned out. I won’t put them all in this post, but perhaps soon I will share them here. I just prefer to keep this mostly typewritten, save for a few well-placed gifs. My thoughts go here, my visual media goes elsewhere. All links can be found in my cemetery: Enter Here!
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Until next time…
Dancing Among the Remains 