It was a dark and stormy night. The rain pelted the windows. The wind howled. Suddenly, an evil laugh pierced the silence, and the wicked one emerged from the shadows. And that’s the story of my birth.
Okay, so it wasn’t stormy. And there was no wicked laughter. There was a full Blood Moon, though. That’s pretty cool. It was a Friday, about 12:51am, and contrary to what you might think, I came out of a vagina rather than the shadows. Sorry my origin story isn’t spookier, but other than that moon there really wasn’t anything decidedly ominous about my birth. However, Libra Mom does admit to seeing a horror movie while she was preggo with me. Maybe that is why I am so drawn to the macabre?
Anyway, today is my birthday. I don’t ask for much, I suppose. Books (which I got), coffee (which I got), blasting my traditional birthday song (Like It’s Her Birthday by Good Charlotte and goddammit don’t you judge me) on repeat (which I did), and time to sit by myself to reflect and read (which I plan to do as soon as I publish this).
If you want to celebrate with me, you can follow my blog. That would make me smile. You can also follow me on the ol’ socials. I only post humor and books stuff, so you won’t have to worry about seeing my bits or anything. If you feel froggy, you can purchase my books off Amazon.
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Before I go, I want to update you on my upcoming books. Yes, I said books. I am hoping to have the dark poetry book out some time in November. I have also gotten inspired and plan to try my hand at a full length novel as my 5th book! I mean, the Twisted Libra Cemetery series is comprised of full books, but they are built with collections of short stories. I want to attempt one full story from start to finish. I will talk more about it next time, but I am excited to get this going as soon as the poetry book is complete.
Well, that’s all I have for now. I am going to go celebrate what’s left of my birthday. (Who are we kidding? Libras celebrate all month!) Subscribe to this blog, or find me on social media, or read my books if you really want me to do a happy dance. I promise more details on the new book in the next post.
Until next time…
Dancing Among the Remains 