It was a dark and stormy night. The rain pelted the windows. The wind howled. Suddenly, an evil laugh pierced the silence, and the wicked one emerged from the shadows. And that’s the story of my birth. Okay, so it wasn’t stormy. And there was no wicked laughter. There was a full Blood Moon, though.Continue reading “Origin story…”
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Burning bright…
Today is going to be a good day. It’s cool and rainy outside. I have delicious coffee and a snuggly dog in the bed with me. The 1818 version of Frankenstein awaits me in my Kindle. I couldn’t ask for a better start to my Saturday. If you follow this blog (and if you don’t,Continue reading “Burning bright…”
An oldie, but a goodie…
I find myself sitting here in bed, coffee in one hand, powdered donut in the other (because I’m a goddamn adult and I can do what I want), and although I feel so many things worth saying…I have nothing to write. It’s not writer’s block; I just feel like being a lazy shit today. So,Continue reading “An oldie, but a goodie…”
Putting the “self” in self-published…
Just a heads up, this post is going to be a rant. Either grab your coffee and strap in, or go find something more amusing over on twatter or the clock app or whatever. I need to vent. Thanks in advance. So…first off, I only joined Snapchat a few days ago, and I have alreadyContinue reading “Putting the “self” in self-published…”
From the hottest level of Hell…
Unless you’re new here, you know I absolutely despise the summer season. The humidity, the bugs, the unrelenting heat. Holy shit, the HEAT. Yes, global warming is a thing, but my cemetery is located in the southeastern US and summer has always been miserable here. Okay, so it is the combination of heat and atrociousContinue reading “From the hottest level of Hell…”
Why do I do these things?
I spent hours today giving this old blog an overhaul. Literally HOURS. Who knew I had so many posts? It’s almost like I’m a writer or something. See what I did there? This is why you can’t take me out into public spaces. I say ridiculous shit. Anyway, I realized some of my older postsContinue reading “Why do I do these things?”
Teasers and algorithms…
I spent the weekend making more teasers for my books. You’re going to be sick of seeing these soon, if you’re not already. Apologies in advance, but I need to get my work out there for people to see. Here are the teasers I have already posted to my socials. They are set up toContinue reading “Teasers and algorithms…”
Shameless self promotion…
I have started working on promo images for my books. I am new to this, but so far I think I am doing alright. I am posting two here, so let me know if they are nice or suck horribly. Thanks either way. The books ain’t gonna sell themselves, right? Into the abyss I go…Continue reading “Shameless self promotion…”
There art thou happy…
If the title makes no sense to you, read more Shakespeare. While Romeo and Juliet is hardly my favorite of the Bard’s tales (it ain’t a love story, y’all; it’s two petulant asshole kids wreaking havoc in everyone’s lives), one part I do rather enjoy is when the Friar basically tells Romeo off. He listsContinue reading “There art thou happy…”
Coming soon…
I did it, y’all. The book is published. Well, it’s under review, but if Amazon gives it the greenlight it will finally be available for purchase! I am beyond excited for you all to read this one! If you haven’t read the first two, I highly recommend doing so before diving into this one. That’sContinue reading “Coming soon…”
Dancing Among the Remains 